These stairs are surprisingly steep, like Battleship-ladderwell-sort-of-steep, and the treads are VERY narrow. Going downwards, my toes hang over each tread, and I fear losing my step, pitching forward, and crashing down into the metal edges of the steps 50 feet below me.
Requiring Band-Aids & an Emergency Broken Tooth Kit.
I feel like I should keep that Broken-Tooth-Kit with me, so that when the inevitable happens, my Dentist will have a fighting chance at reattaching my broken mandibles. In the meantime, I've adopted a downward stair-stepping-stance of my own invention which I call 'sumo-duck-walk'.
Have yourself a quiet moment, and picture THAT...
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