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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Being fat: This is why we can't have nice things

This terrible picture is taken of the lower corner of the pocket on my dress pants.
When sitting, the bending movement causes the pocket to 'pooch' outward, and then it catches on the armrest of the office chair, tearing the pant as my ass hits the seat.
A western style pocket, of course, doesn't have this problem. The diagonal line of the pocket makes it impossible to catch in this manner. Of course, pants with that style pocket are typically built more ruggedly to begin with, certainly more so than these delicate dress trousers.
And I can feel free to beat myself up, because if I wasn't this fat, I'd not be rubbing my outer thighs against my office chair each time I sit down.

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